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The Simpsons mocks (m)Apple

December 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Few have been spared the satire of Matt Groening’s long running animated sitcom. Last night, The Simpsons took on Apple, or uh, Mapple for a full 6 minutes of lampoonery — a pretty harsh ride at a two-joke per minute pace. It all starts when the Springfield mall gets its very own Mapple store, “it’s [...]

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Tags: Apple · Internet · Meme - Humor/Funny · News · Technology · Video · geek culture

Apple Announces new Macbooks, Macbook Pros, and Macbook Airs

October 14th, 2008 · No Comments

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You heard the rumors, now get the details. Apple has just released a major update to the MacBook line, leaving the original white plastic model in the mix but lowering the price to $999; the two new models are priced at $1299 and $1599. You can see a video overview of the new beasties at [...]

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Apple announces October 14 notebook event in Cupertino

October 9th, 2008 · No Comments

Reports out on the web today say Apple has just sent out invites to a special media event on Apple’s campus for October 14. The invite reads, “The spotlight turns to notebooks,” and has a ray of light shining over the back of an unidentified Apple notebook.

he invite-only event will be taking place at Apple’s [...]

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Blizzard Announces Diablo 3

June 28th, 2008 · No Comments

After weeks of speculation, Blizzard has officially announced Diablo III at its World Wide Invitational event in Paris.
Said to feature more quests than ever, the anticipated sequel will stick to its roots by being “first and foremost a cooperative game.”
Diablo III will feature old standards such as the quotable Deckard Cain, as well as a [...]

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